she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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