I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Life is so much better after having sex.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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