Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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