im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Well I just put wine in my tea
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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