he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Randomize
