Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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