so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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