Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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