Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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