So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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