ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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