Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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