is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?