Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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