he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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