Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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