Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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