someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed