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  someone was throwing condoms at us.

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  no, they just magically show up around you.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit

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• (917): View more from New York City

  My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?

  (319): View more from Iowa

  will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..

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• (727): View more from Florida

  He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed

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