i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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