East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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