Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize