Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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