...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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