still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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