butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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