Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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