Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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