BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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