I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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