dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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