when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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