I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Did I show you my penis last night?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
