i don't like sucking hair
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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