Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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