people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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