i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
my being single is dangerous.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.