how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?