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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  my soul wont recognize me after tonight

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• (716): View more from New York

  I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!

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  so its atleast an 8 for creativity.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower

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• (406): View more from Montana

  let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.

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• (805): View more from California

  That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?

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