It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
PANTIES FOUND
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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