I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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