one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
worst night to have a conscience
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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