my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Can I color on your dick again?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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