My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars