when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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