if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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