Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
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Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Just invented taco cereal.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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