Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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