So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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