He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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