Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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