I am puke
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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