doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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