I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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