Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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